kvetch

So you walk into a car dealership and test drive a Toyota. Have a nice conversation with a nice gentleman. The entire next week, YouTube shows you the same crappy Jeep Grand Cherokee ad you wish you hadn’t even seen once. Which of the following is the appropriate person to strangle?

(A) nearest Google/Youtube employee

(B) nearest Dodge/Chrysler/Jeep advertising person

(C) nearest employee of Verizon Wireless, who probably tracked your phone to the car dealer’s wifi and/or gps location, since you have better things to do in your life than maintain full-on electronic device paranoia.

(D) whatever credit check service they may have run you through while they were “photocopying your license”

(E) your car dealer, who, incidentally, has a monopoly in your town and isn’t afraid of reminding you… “So you want to shop around? That’s what everybody says! But Where else are you going to go? Har Har Har!”

(F) yourself, for being stupid enough to go there

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